Tragedy strikes again

Emmy is officially the lip hurter of the family- 

She fell off of the wash machine (there's a moral in there somewhere) and bite through her lip- like totally through- blood gushing out of both sides- yuck. She was crying about kids at school seeing it and laughing at her. I comforted her by saying-" we can put makeup on it- makeup can fix anything" she looked doubtful and said "like it's covering up your zit? It's not working."  Touché